1. Men are like laxatives , They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like bananas , The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like weather , Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like blenders , You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like chocolate bars , Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like commercials , You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like department stores , Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like Government Bonds ,.... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like mascara , They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10.Men are like popcorn , They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11.Men are like snowstorms , You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12.Men are like lava lamps , Fun to look at, but not very bright.
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