1. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psycho Path

2. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It

3. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

4. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

5. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

6. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

7. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Sinko.

8. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

9. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

10. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

11. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

12. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

13. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers .

14. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

Thanks heaps for the smile on my face and the ache in my belly

Keep shining
Mario

What do you call a girl with one leg longer than the other? Eileen.