A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . .

Doctor asks: -"What happened?"

Woman replies: --"Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me viciously...."

Doctor says:-- "I have a real good antidote for that, When your husband comes home drunk, just pour a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it.... Just gargle and gargle."

2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.

Woman exclaims-- "Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never touched me."

Doctor says smiling:--- "you see how keeping your mouth shut helps!!!?"

I didn't see that coming...

I like it.