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15 reasons why cars are less trouble than women 2 Years, 1 Month ago
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15 reasons why cars are less trouble than women
1. Go means go, stop means stop, left means left, right means right. Nothing is implied.
2. It’s perfectly fine to have more than one.
3. The tyre bill is considerably less than a woman’s shoe bill.
4. Aside from the fuel tank, its weight does not change.
5. If you don’t like it anymore, you can sell it and get another. (Without going through hell)
6. If you take good care of it, it’ll look the same as the day you got it.
7. Too change it, you don’t have to talk to it, you just MODIFY it.
8. Even a LARGE heavy one, can look sexy. You can have fun inside it and no one will think you’re weird.
9. You can redress it with a new body kit for less than the cost of a wedding dress.
10. You can give it accessories whenever you feel like it, irrespective of birthdays, anniversaries, etc.
11. It never asks questions about it’s rear.
12. The airbags are not just for decoration, they save your life.
13. Regardless of the time of day, season, day of the month, it is ready to give you a ride when you want it.
14. Every year, it only asks for new oil, not jewellery.
15. Ever now and then, you’ll be able to drive a friend’s one, without any guilt.
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"Age doesn't weary us, it just makes us go cruisin more."
Graham & Gail
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Re:15 reasons why cars are less trouble than women 2 Years, 1 Month ago
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*********************DISCLAIMER*******************
Please be advised that these views are those of an individual (Graham "The Chief")
And all correspondence YES ALL should be forwarded to him
And be advised that the queue for retribution forms behind the lovely Gail
And please be patient and wait your turn
***************PT COMMUNITY ANNOUNCEMENT****************
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Colin Lane
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Cruise Controller
PT Cruisers Downunder (NSW) Inc.
cruisecontroller@ptcruisers.org.au
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2004 black manual 2.0 ltr
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Re:15 reasons why cars are less trouble than women 2 Years, 1 Month ago
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Thanks Chief for that...your a game man!! and now got us blokes in trouble 
Ok girls since your nearly a majority on the active part of this forum at the moment...go girl power... I guess you have to get us back with something now 
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Re:15 reasons why cars are less trouble than women 2 Years, 1 Month ago
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Iam on your side cheif whos afraid now
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I'm delighted I'm a FireFly. A FireFly's never glum
'Cause how can you be grumpy, when the sun shines out your bum[/color][/size] |
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Cheers, Sandy & Dean driving "BLACK ICE" Black 2008 Cabrio. Stock Standard.
Winner Best Factory @ A.C.D. 2008 and 2009
Has everything we want already. |
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"Age doesn't weary us, it just makes us go cruisin more."
Graham & Gail
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Re:15 reasons why cars are less trouble than women 2 Years, 1 Month ago
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I thought thats what we were doing  |
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Re:15 reasons why cars are less trouble than women 2 Years, 1 Month ago
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I put my hand up to be the moderator of this topic. It needs to be controlled. It could get way out of line.  |
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What the Black Pearl really is, is freedom.
Now ...... bring me that horizon.
Lyn Butler
Coffs PT Cruisers Pty Limited
Black Pearl, Black Onyx, Silver Belle & FireFly
PT Cruisers Downunder Qld & NSW |
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Re:15 reasons why cars are less trouble than women 2 Years, 1 Month ago
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16. It doesn't get a headache.
17. If it starts making noise, you can turn up the radio and it'll still perform well.
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Silver '05 Limited w/turbo auto, sunroof; K&N FIPK, BTG Dual exhaust, E&G grill, lowered rear 1.5", LED washer lights, catch can, Aoogah horn, sunroof deflector, hood struts, 7/8" rear sway bar,...
traded in Silver 2002 Touring Edition w/87,000 + miles |
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Re:15 reasons why cars are less trouble than women 2 Years, 1 Month ago
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Sorry not going there ???
your on your own. |
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Pt Marine (User)
Anna & Chris
Just cruising
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Chris Jazowy
Membership Officer 2009/11
PT Cruisers Downunder(NSW) Inc |
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Re:15 reasons why cars are less trouble than women 2 Years, 1 Month ago
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18. Only one very small spare tyre.
HeeeeHeeee. Now I have to go and hide.  |
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Chris & Kristine Byrne.
(STINGA)
2005 Silver Classic Edition.
Bling and adding.
Rego - PTC24L. - Phone, 0418459408. |
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Re:15 reasons why cars are less trouble than women 2 Years, 1 Month ago
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Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women.
They are mixing the Taurus and the Clio, and calling it the "Clitaurus."
It comes in pink and the average male thief won't be able to find it, even
if someone tells him where it is.  |
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Rob & Lyn
Black Onyx
Black Pearl
Silver Belle
FireFly
Coffs PT Cruisers Pty Limited |
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Re:15 reasons why cars are less trouble than women 2 Years, 1 Month ago
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where's what, now?  |
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It's an attitude.... not a lifestyle 
"Grace" 07 black Cabrio
"Tiny" 59 Chev belair. |
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"Age doesn't weary us, it just makes us go cruisin more."
Graham & Gail
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Re:15 reasons why cars are less trouble than women 2 Years, 1 Month ago
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C-DOG. wrote:
18. Only one very small spare tyre.
And that's hidden from view...
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Silver '05 Limited w/turbo auto, sunroof; K&N FIPK, BTG Dual exhaust, E&G grill, lowered rear 1.5", LED washer lights, catch can, Aoogah horn, sunroof deflector, hood struts, 7/8" rear sway bar,...
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