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            <title>Subject: Battery Replacement 05 PT - by: Andrew</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/engine/battery-replacement-05-pt.html#65378</link>
            <description>Thanks for the replies.

Not really fussed on price. Was more after info if anyone had found a brand / part number of a close/same fit as an OEM battery.

I have looked around on the net for different brands that come in the same size. Have'nt found an exact fit yet but will post what I found soon.</description>
            <pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 12:40:29 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: little Harry - by: red 'gong</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/the-tickle-zone/little-harry.html#65377</link>
            <description>A teacher asks her class, ' If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence, and you shoot one of them, how many will be left? ' 
She calls on little Harry.
He replies, ' None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot. '

The teacher replies, ' The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking. '

Then little Harry says, ' I have a question for YOU Miss Rogers ' .

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. 
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking on the cone. 
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married? '

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that ' s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone. '  

To which Little Harry replies, ' The correct answer is ' The one with the wedding-ring on, ' but I like your thinking. '</description>
            <pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 12:29:27 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: Workshop Manual 05' Pt Cruiser - by: lisian</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/general/workshop-manual-05-pt-cruiser.html#65375</link>
            <description>Hi Plum &amp; Roses II

Thanks for the link but alas it didn't work.
But I did find it through the Pt Cruiser blog link that it must have used. :) 

Thanks Again

Ian B)</description>
            <pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 11:32:01 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: Chryslers on the Murray Departures 12th-15th March - by: Bargo Cruisers</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/nsw-act/chryslers-on-the-murray-departures-12th-15th-march-4.html#65374</link>
            <description>OK here are a few pics

[IMG]http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr107/silver04ptcruiser/P1000267-1.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr107/silver04ptcruiser/P1000278.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr107/silver04ptcruiser/P1000301-1.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr107/silver04ptcruiser/P1000295-1.jpg[/IMG]


[IMG]http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr107/silver04ptcruiser/P1000317.jpg[/IMG]
The Woolshed inside
[IMG]http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr107/silver04ptcruiser/P1000319.jpg[/IMG]





[IMG]http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr107/silver04ptcruiser/P1000325.jpg[/IMG]

Geoff and his green surprise  

[IMG]http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr107/silver04ptcruiser/P1000331.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr107/silver04ptcruiser/P1000328.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr107/silver04ptcruiser/P1000329.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr107/silver04ptcruiser/P1000333.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr107/silver04ptcruiser/P1000334.jpg[/IMG]

Keep posted for more soon</description>
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            <title>Subject: harrys sat night - by: mellow yellow</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/engine/harrys-sat-night.html#65373</link>
            <description>Hi Ray , 
Not able to go tonight , have 50th Birthday for a friend at Glen Alpine .
Cant make tomorrow either as I have 7.00am flight to Brisbane for work .
Jan is going tomorrow with Don and Jeniene .
Have a good time .
Dennis</description>
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            <title>Subject: Chryslers on the Murray 2010 Report - by: The Chief</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/national/chryslers-on-the-murray-2010-report-2.html#65368</link>
            <description>Not sure if the right place to put this but won't put the lot up for a start but because of one person, who knows what the ramifications could be for the 2011 Ettamogah cruise on the sat afternoon.

Someone in a Val did a burnout out there and then did a runner from the cops in an unmarked police car.  He was caught after he ran off the highway, found to be unlicensed and DUI.

This is on another website and is already 6 pages long with comments up till this morning and also there is a video taken of it.
May leave that to others to put up.
But I do agree in what a NSW member has said on that site.  Couldn't have been put in more clearer words as to what the future may bring as to what may happen out there at Ettamogah in the years to come.
I personally believe it was a very stupid thing that was done and has already attracted a lot of media attention that will also be bought up again nearer next years event.  You can bet on that.</description>
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            <title>Subject: Any Crossfire Owners out there? - Cruise Planned - by: i2s2bme</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/nsw-act/any-crossfire-owners-out-there-cruise-planned.html#65359</link>
            <description>Anytime you would like to tag along feel free
Just check under NSW/ACT for the details

Actually there were 2 Crossfires at COTM
The other was a Light Blue Convertible one from the central coast
Lady owner also a regular at Harry's Liverpool on a Saturday Night
Her husband is an avid Chrysler Collector who owns several cars including
a V8 Centura, A white VG ute, A Dodge Avenger, Dodge Phoenix Convertible
He often brings 2 or three to Harry's

Below is some of his cars at Darling Harbour this year

The Centura was here aswell but out of shot
[IMG]http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o164/i2s2bme/darling%20har%2010/CAVOADarling2010058.jpg[/IMG]

and this is what he just aquired 3 weeks ago and was at COTM
[IMG]http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj100/cobraboxhead/All%20pics%20COTM%202010/Picture182640x480.jpg[/IMG]</description>
            <pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 19:30:28 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: Cam sensor light - by: Andrew</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/engine/cam-sensor-light.html#65356</link>
            <description>GGGRRRRR.... What a pain.
My problem is intermitent as well.(crank position sensor) Was good for a few days now back again. My understanding is that if the sensor fails completely the motor stops.
Does anybody know if a test on a DRB scanner (or the chrysler techs computer) can determine if a sensor is completely faulty?
Have ordered one from the states anyway. If it's not it, look out for one on ebay soon....</description>
            <pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 16:53:15 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: PTCDU-NSW March Birthday's - by: White Cruis'n</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/nsw-act/march-birthday-s.html#65352</link>
            <description>And many many happy sheep to yu Bluey....BAAAAAA

 - Ray</description>
            <pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 06:51:12 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: URGENT  -  COTM Motel Bookings - by: Plums &amp; Roses II</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/national/urgent-cotm-motel-bookings.html#65351</link>
            <description>thanks I'll keep it in mind .. I have always liked caravan parks  .. still plenty of time &amp; plenty of options very rarely do we plan so far ahead in CONCRETE  ....... who knows we may not have seachange then OR we may be there full time see how the PLOT thickens ... and if it gets too complicated I may just opt out all together ... TOPIC .. those that wish to make sure they don't miss out on a great weekend &amp; can plan that far ahead tis a good idea to book ...</description>
            <pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 02:58:09 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: Sunday 21st March Wisemans Ferry Picnic/BBQ - by: ptbluey</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/nsw-act/sunday-21st-march-wisemans-ferry-picnic-bbq-2.html#65349</link>
            <description>Well count Me out for this Run I'll be in NZ I Fly out on 21.3.10 Till 3.4.10 I hope you All have a Top Day. Bluey &amp; Kim. :occasion5: :occasion5: :occasion5:</description>
            <pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 00:32:12 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: Cruisin On Needs to sell our Prized Chrysler 300c' - by: wild child</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/general/cruisin-on-needs-to-sell-our-prized-chrysler-300c.html#65332</link>
            <description>Debs sorry to hear Allan is not well.Best wishes to you both from Deb &amp; I.</description>
            <pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:33:20 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: Franks' for Sale.... Red 2008 Convertible - by: FireFly</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/vehicles/franks-for-sale--red-2008-convertible.html#65322</link>
            <description>someone got a good buy ,we had told a few people about in sydney last week when we were there too</description>
            <pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 10:41:38 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: HARRY's 2moro night - 13/03/10 - by: Endless Dreams</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/nsw-act/harry-s-2moro-night-13-03-10.html#65298</link>
            <description>Sorry Ray just got on, don't no what to do tomorrow night happy anniversary.</description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:48:55 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: Site Slow - by: The Chief</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/general/site-slow-2.html#65292</link>
            <description>Very frustrating at this point now.
On sites all around the world and this is the slowest I'm on.
Like the others who have commented above the time frame is about the same or longer.  And I have a fast connection speed.   :( :( :(</description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 06:51:30 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: discretion - by: White Cruis'n</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/the-tickle-zone/discretion.html#65279</link>
            <description>:laughing6:</description>
            <pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:14:57 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: SA ALL CHRYSLER DAY 2010 - by: Endless Dreams</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/sa-wa-nt/sa-all-chrysler-day-2010.html#65274</link>
            <description>Well done Steve and congrats to the trophy winners looking forward 
to catching up in 2011.</description>
            <pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:20:01 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: Air Con Idle Judder - Again - by: Bay Cruiser</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/engine/air-con-idle-judder-again.html#65272</link>
            <description>All mended - in brief to help anyone else who may get this fault.

Engine stumble at idle when aircon on caused by radiator fan not coming on intermittently generating high pressure in air con system and shutting down a/c compressor, which made engine stubble.

Replacement radiator fan from Sam @ Mopar $550 including postage to Qld, fitting $88 Re gas $88. Re gas not necessarily required by I had it done, as it was 4 and a bit years old.

Incidentally I also had a faulty low pressure switch that was replaced for approx $90.</description>
            <pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:45:26 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: Air Con Solenoid Check - by: Bay Cruiser</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/engine/air-con-solenoid-check-2.html#65271</link>
            <description>All mended - in brief to help anyone else who may get this fault.

Engine stumble at idle when aircon on caused by radiator fan not coming on intermittently generating high pressure in air con system and shutting down a/c compressor, which made engine stubble.

Replacement radiator fan from Sam @ Mopar $550 including postage to Qld, fitting $88 Re gas $88. Re gas not necessarily required by I had it done, as it was 4 and a bit years old.

Incidentally I also had a faulty low pressure switch that was replaced for approx $90.</description>
            <pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:40:00 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: COTM 10 Happenings for those interested - by: Plums &amp; Roses II</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/national/cotm-10-happenings-for-those-interested.html#65270</link>
            <description>sorry to read Dean, any loss is a sad time .. &amp; Nigel    .. Jeepstar will be dissapointed, he was looking forward to SEEING U !!! ... as expected I haven't been able to talk Phantom into going but I will NOT be solo ... I have BUB on board from QLD .. as well as the pitcrew .... also have been asked (invited) to NETWORK for Capital on Saturday night .... We had been warned that this might be the case &amp; it was for two  .. so we will join the Saint PaT celebrations after dinner .... means I will also keep my promise to Phantom ref the sit down &amp; EAT ...</description>
            <pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 10:19:05 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: Our new car - by: red 'gong</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/members-vehicles/our-new-car.html#65269</link>
            <description>Ian /uncle Ray , 
that other red PT rego - PP is from Corrimal , I met them at Bunnings a couple of weeks ago , I gave them some details but may be they lost them .
cya around B)</description>
            <pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 08:45:09 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION - by: red 'gong</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/the-tickle-zone/letter-of-recommendation.html#65255</link>
            <description>LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION 
 
01. Trevor Adams, my assistant programmer, can always be found    
02. hard at work in his cubicle. Trevor works independently, without 
03. wasting company time talking to colleagues. Trevor never 
04. thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always 
05. finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended 
06. measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee 
07. breaks. Trevor is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no 
08. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound 
09. knowledge in his field.. I firmly believe that Trevor can be 
10. classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be 
11. dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Trevor be 
12. promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be 
13. executed as soon as possible. 
 
 
Addendum...
  
The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report. 
Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines. 
 </description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:24:12 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: A/C Thermo fan faulty - by: Andre</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/engine/a-c-thermo-fan-faulty.html#65253</link>
            <description>Hey Andrew, nice to hear from you and thanks for the info on your experience with your thermo fan. You are exactly correct in regard to the &quot;slow&quot; speed wearing out, as that is what happened to me. My auto electrician told me, just the &quot;high&quot; speed is working. I am happy for you that you were able to secure such a bargain with your purchase of a replacement fan, well done. I only happened to  receive my new one yesterday from Sam at Mopar Motors, he now has new ones in stock. At $550 delivered all up from VIC to NSW i think is still a good price, (not as good as yours though) but it sure beats the outlay of some $1100-$1300 that some suppliers are asking for to supply new fans. Best regards Andre</description>
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            <title>Subject: Hello, new to the forum - by: QuicksilverDon</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/general/hello-new-to-the-forum.html#65248</link>
            <description>Saw your other post with how you got this pre-chromed, low-mileage beauty.
Congratulations! :thumbup:</description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 05:35:53 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: Dennis with silver &amp; gold PT, please get in touch - by: The Chief</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/general/dennis-with-silver-gold-pt-please-get-in-touch.html#65237</link>
            <description>Failing Dennis not having the Limited rims anymore does anyone out there know of anyone who has at least 2 of these rims to help our WA friends out?</description>
            <pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 07:11:57 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: PT line up - by: The Chief</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/general/pt-line-up.html#65236</link>
            <description>An alien of some sort Ray.  Quick, someone photoshop the pic and get rid of him, he's not wanted.    :-D :-D :-D :-D</description>
            <pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 07:09:03 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: Blue PT Geelong Cruise - by: Plums &amp;amp; Roses II</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/is-this-you-or-do-you-know-this-car/blue-pt-geelong-cruise.html#65218</link>
            <description>a relief to read ... !!  we had LOVERLY weather in P ALL weekend... only rained over night sunday ... NO rain on way home till 60kms from MELB   .... plenty of storm activity on the alps to my right (north ) on the way home (monday night)   ... oops blue PT topic .. geelong ... hope U 2 &amp; magpie &amp; the pit crew  had a great Sunday day !</description>
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            <title>Subject: Southern Cruizin Chryslers March Babies - by: Route 66</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/nsw-act/southern-cruizin-chryslers-march-babies.html#65215</link>
            <description>Have a great day HAPPY Birthday to you all. :occasion4: :occasion4: :occasion6: :occasion6: :D/ :rockon:Geoff and Sue.</description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:16:18 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: Zen's Cafe Run - by: kingofbling</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/qld/zen-s-cafe-run.html#65187</link>
            <description>Another great night out I see,
And some magnificant pieces of motoring history thanks for the Pic's there awesome</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 15:42:56 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: Automania on the Downs @ Toowoomba - by: kingofbling</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/qld/automania-on-the-downs-toowoomba.html#65177</link>
            <description>CONGRATULATIONS to all of our extended CRUIZIN CHRYSLER Family,

Great display and magnificant to see you taking away 4 of the Trophies!!

Keep up the good work.

The BLINGS</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 07:41:58 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: Plum Woody - by: i2s2bme</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/is-this-you-or-do-you-know-this-car/plum-woody.html#65172</link>
            <description> Endless Dreams wrote: 
 where's the photos 
Now this morning when I saw this I was going to leave a reply

If theres no pics then it doesn't exist




BUT guess what I have got for you tonight




Pics of the elusive Plum PT Woody so I guess it does exist after all.




[IMG]http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o164/i2s2bme/hemi6pack/b88ykn.jpg[/IMG]</description>
            <pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 21:55:21 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: pt engine - by: Plums &amp; Roses II</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/general/pt-engine-2.html#65160</link>
            <description>Pretty sure this is what HOTPT has done ... to FLMDPT 2lt 2001 manual  .. got the bits from USA .. installed them himself and made a few adjustments .... Phantom had a look and he is keen to try it too     .... also been TOLD that the 2006 onwards has most of the plumbing in situ  ... :S  </description>
            <pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 08:46:27 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: Whats on in SA - by: Steve Drury</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/sa-wa-nt/whats-on-in-sa.html#65159</link>
            <description>Well done Colin,

This was a great show &amp; a good warm up for the big trip to COTM, i will post my pictures over the weekend, its been one of those weeks!!!!!</description>
            <pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 07:22:24 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: Clearance Sale - by: Bub</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/parts-accessories/clearance-sale.html#65155</link>
            <description>[color=] One ONLY of each item....Geniune Mopar Stock [/color]

Air &amp; Power Steering belt (K04891519AE) suit 05-06 normally $40.30  NOW $19 
LH Side Mirror (K05067029AE) suits 04-06 normally $768.30 [color=] NOW $280 [/color]
RH Side Mirror (K05067030AE) suits 04-06 normally $823.17 [color=] NOW $340 [/color]
Convertible Sports Bar (K05067457AB) suit 06 normally $1982.68 [color=] NOW $330 [/color]
Alternator (K05033253AA) suit 03-06 normally $951.30 [color=] NOW $410 [/color]

all prices included GST, freight extra. Contact Kylie (07) 3426 1731 Parts Manager Leo Muller Chrysler Jeep Dodge Brisbane</description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:31:17 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: CHRYSLERS BY THE BAY....Sunday March 7th.. - by: Plums &amp;amp; Roses II</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/vic-tas/chryslers-by-the-bay-sunday-march-7th.html#65150</link>
            <description>way to go magpie  .. sorry I've been off line (still)  ..... &amp; sorry I can't go as well .... this is a good show &amp; shine ... lets hope the weather is as GLORIOUS as it has been so far this week ...!</description>
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            <title>Subject: updated alphabet - by: red 'gong</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/the-tickle-zone/updated-alphabet.html#65134</link>
            <description>A  is for apple, and  B  is for boat,

That used to be right, but now it won't float!

Age before beauty is what we once said,But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

Now

The  Alphabet:

A's   for arthritis;

B's  the bad back,

C's the chest pains,  Perhaps car-d-iac?

D is for dental decay and decline,

E  is for eyesight, can't read that top line!

F  is for fissures and fluid retention

G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.

H   High blood pressure--I'd rather it low

I   For incisions with scars you can show.

J  is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,

K  is for knees that crack when they bend.

L  for libido, what happened to sex?

M is for memory, I forget what comes next.

N  is neuralgia, in nerves way down low

O  is for osteo, bones that don't grow!

P  for prescriptions, I have quite a few,Just give me a pill, I'll be good as new!

Q  is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?

R  is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

S  is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,

T  is for Tintinitus, bells in my ears!

U  is for urinary, troubles with flow;

V  for vertigo, that's 'dizzy', you know.

W  for worry,  NOW what's going 'round?

X  is for X ray, and what might be found.

Y  for another year I'm left here behind,

Z  is for zest I still have-- in my mind.

I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, And I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!

HAVE A GREAT DAY !B)</description>
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            <title>Subject: February Newsletter now available to download - by: i2s2bme</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/nsw-act/february-newsletter-now-available-to-dowload.html#65127</link>
            <description>For those who recently tried to download this months newsletter without success
Please try again now as the link was incomplete and seems to be working now</description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 22:52:06 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: PT CRUISERS DOWNUNDER NSW - Club Information - by: White Cruis'n</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/cruises-and-events/nsw-act/ptcdu-nsw-2008-09-membership-forms.html#65122</link>
            <description>Please note: This post has been updated with more info on it for new &amp; prospective members.

 - Ray</description>
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            <title>Subject: Cruizin Chryslers March birthday babies - by: Nevercantel</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/qld/cruizin-chryslers-march-birthday-babies.html#65120</link>
            <description>Happy birthday to Karin and Mitchell, I hope you both have a great day.</description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 09:08:41 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: FS : Chrysler Crossfire Coupe ( Tas ) - by: The Chief</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/vehicles/fs-chrysler-crossfire-coupe-tas.html#65107</link>
            <description>All is not lost.  Your partner will have a magnificent PT Cruiser.
I must say though you are a very considerate male to be doing this.
I imagine a few would jump up and down before making a decision like this.
Let us know what you end up getting.
If sooner than later you never know, we may be able to catch up with you on the beaten track.   ;) ;)</description>
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            <title>Subject: Harry's Tonight - by: mellow yellow</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/nsw-act/harry-s-tonight.html#65105</link>
            <description>Mell and Linz, if you are coming to Harry's tonight, Dennis will have your embroidered shirts.
Same goes for Judi and Mick.
Jan ;)</description>
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            <title>Subject: AWARDS FROM THE  USA - by: mellow yellow</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/general/awards-from-the-usa.html#65104</link>
            <description>Maybe you could swap it for a farm animal .
How about some nails to build a barn .
Dennis</description>
            <pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 16:35:56 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: Weather shields for sale - by: kingofbling</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/parts-accessories/weather-shields-for-sale.html#65094</link>
            <description>yeah good idea chief i also have some other goodies that i will bring along,
Ive even got a set of brand new in the box genuine Chrysler flames the same that was on my first PT.</description>
            <pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 07:45:20 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: Interior Light...how to turn on??? - by: Christine Gray</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/interior/interior-light-.how-to-turn-on.html#65089</link>
            <description>You are all awesome...thanks for the advice...I am currently at work..but will check it out as soon as I get in the car....obviously it's a trick interior light...not meant to be used by those of us who cant read manuals...he he...
Thanks all. </description>
            <pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:56:15 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: Extended Warranty - yes or no - by: kingofbling</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/engine/extended-warranty-yes-or-no.html#65087</link>
            <description>Yeah i was asked also if i wanted it when i got my new 2009 GTspecial, and also they sent out a letter two weeks after i picked it up asking again but I too opted out.


[IMG]http://i611.photobucket.com/albums/tt198/king_of_bling/MYPTBLING004.jpg[/IMG]


Hey Dot, Re:- Badging As the saying goes! you only get what you ask for or what you do or source yourself,

Concidering this model is Based on the Series 5 Dream Cruiser from the states. I got the Genuine Dream Cruiser badge from Chrysler.</description>
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            <title>Subject: Chrysler Air Raid Siren - by: i2s2bme</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/general/chrysler-air-raid-siren.html#65081</link>
            <description>Put me down for one
Might give the local 3 am parties a shake up</description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 19:41:06 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: February events (Toowoomba mob) - by: kingofbling</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/qld/february-events-toowoomba-mob.html#65080</link>
            <description>Thanks for the pics.

We'll have to go there when were up there later on the year.</description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 18:23:31 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: All American Day 21 Feb - by: Pt Marine</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/sa-wa-nt/all-american-day-21-feb.html#65078</link>
            <description>B) B) B) 
G'Day Steve looks like a good day had,luv the pics and one nice 57 Saratoga.These older cars have really classic lines with there styling!!Hope you enjoy the toys, see hopefully down at C.O.T.M. 

cheers Chris   B) B) B)</description>
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            <title>Subject: 1957 Chrysler Saratoga - by: Stout-n-bitter</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/other-vehicles/1957-chrysler-saratoga.html#65076</link>
            <description>I hear ya Steve....
Going from tiny with his 9.5 revolution lock to lock to the PT.. was ummm ....err
A NIGHTMARE... i kept turning into the wrong driveway.. and had to correct mid corner..OMG all i needed was a bowling hat and a few cushions on the parcel rack and i would fit right in with the ex volvo drivers that now own magnas or corollas..</description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:11:45 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: 2004 Sea Mist Green - by: SeaMist</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/vehicles/2004-sea-mist-green.html#65069</link>
            <description>I am selling my one-of-a-kind SEAMIST green Cruiser, having owned it since NEW, in July 2004. Its in great condition, been regularly serviced and has a few tricky trim bits added. New tyres &amp; brakes recently. I have traveled 154,000 kilometers since I bought it. I'm really sad to see it go.  I got a company car in February!
I'm listing it on carsales.com.au tomorrow.  $11,650


Rose-Marie Kellaway
SYDNEY NSW
(02) 9627 5255  BUSINESS
(0416) 255 877  MOBILE</description>
            <pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 22:13:18 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: and so ... is your day getting any better..??? - by: red 'gong</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/the-tickle-zone/and-so-.-is-your-day-getting-any-better.html#65064</link>
            <description>[IMG]http://i484.photobucket.com/albums/rr203/malopl/howyourdaygoing.jpg[/IMG] </description>
            <pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 16:58:15 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: Vanilla Dream - by: The Chief</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/is-this-you-or-do-you-know-this-car/vanilla-dream.html#65060</link>
            <description>Welcome aboard Lynda and enjoy the cruisin.</description>
            <pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 07:05:01 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: 2006 Electric Blue GT - by: Bub</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/vehicles/2006-electric-blue-gt.html#65054</link>
            <description>Price reduced NOW $17,900

[IMG]http://i305.photobucket.com/albums n217/bub041/mopars ancy3.jpg[/IMG]
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[IMG]http://i305.photobucket.com/albums n217/bub041/mopars ancy4.jpg[/IMG]</description>
            <pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 18:14:15 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: Sunday 21st February Mystery Cruise - by: i2s2bme</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/nsw-act/sunday-21st-february-mystery-cruise-4.html#65040</link>
            <description>For those who haven't had the pleasure of meeting Mick and Judi
Mick is a Taswegian hence his long standing nick name of &quot;Two Heads&quot;
Which he has had embroided into his club shirt, if you look closely you can just make out here

[IMG]http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o164/i2s2bme/Barefoot%20Bowls%2010/Untitled2.jpg[/IMG]

And great photos from every one they are all great and certainly captured the whole day in all its glory
Ray M theres nothing wrong with plenty of pics
Actually imagine if Johnny Mac and the Bargo mob went aswell
all good keep them coming</description>
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            <title>Subject: Reversing Camera &amp; GPS - by: Kenmac</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/exterior/reversing-camera-gps.html#65033</link>
            <description>Hi  As requested below (hopefully) is a pic of the installation.

Ken

[IMG]http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj426/KenmacPT/PICT0013_edited.jpg[/IMG]</description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 13:42:27 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: I'm Back - by: FireFly</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/off-topic-zone/i-m-back.html#65030</link>
            <description>we will catch up  in 3 weeks </description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 09:50:17 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: COTM 2010 departures from the SOUTH - by: Steve Drury</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/vic-tas/cotm-2010-departures-from-the-south.html#65004</link>
            <description>Those that live SOUTH WEST will be leaving early friday morning &amp; should be there mid afternoon, might even catch up with a few on the ZOOM Highway</description>
            <pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 11:13:08 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: February Shows and Events of interest - by: mellow yellow</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/nsw-act/february-shows-and-events-of-interest.html#64990</link>
            <description>Thank you . might see you there tonight .</description>
            <pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 07:04:19 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: New to the site - by: The Chief</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/general/new-to-the-site.html#64989</link>
            <description>Welcome Luke.  We know you'll enjoy your PT once you get it. Enjoy the cruisin.</description>
            <pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 07:00:48 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: New Service - by: The Chief</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/engine/new-service.html#64987</link>
            <description>vhcruiser contact me personally by pm and I'll give you my email addy.

I just purchased plugs and leads from Bleam in Qld and had my own mechaniic in Wagga fit them.  Allan is very reasonable with his prices compared to what I was quoted in Wagga.  All up they wanted around an extra $60 or so for the parts and that's without fitting.

The new dealer only has one &quot;Chrysler&quot; mechanic from the old place who only started work on monday this week but they are going to send a couple more away to the &quot;Chrysler&quot; school in the future.  between now and then. who knows............</description>
            <pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 06:50:42 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: Feb 14th Darling Harbour CAVOA display - by: mick &amp;amp; judi inferno</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/nsw-act/feb-14th-darling-harbour-cavoa-display-3.html#64983</link>
            <description>:) glad to have the site up and running again, so we can see all the great photo,s from darling harbour I had a really good time and I know mick did too,we are both looking forward to sundays barefoot bowls and catching   cruisermaniacs. judi  </description>
            <pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 19:40:28 +1100</pubDate>
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            <title>Subject: Motorcycle Trailer - by: Linz</title>
            <link>http://www.ptcruisers.com.au/forum/off-topic-zone/motorcycle-trailer.html#64980</link>
            <description>Just wondering if anyone in the greater Sydney area may have a motorcycle trailer I might be able to borrow, around April, for a week or so...
 At the moment I have a friend who is willing to lend me his box trailer but we are travelling to Qld(Stanthorpe) and back and I'd rather have the purpose built unit for the trip.

 I hope someone may be able to help us out...</description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 17:52:09 +1100</pubDate>
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